Current mood:

amused

New Conspiracy...inspired by Steph's latest xanga update.
Chinese chicken chunks covered in sauce are filled with subliminal messages. Thats right. You heard me. Ever walked into a food court and get harassed by a chinese person to try their samples while they stuff coupons in every available pocket while they convince you that you should eat their unhealthy not-as-greasy-as-american-food-but-it-is food? (ask steph) well...when they finally get you to, you're hooked for life. there's something in that sauce that tweaks your brain into thinking that yu must go intoa frenzy everytime you smell that chicken chunk sauce. And there are all sorts of sauces. And they all get you hooked. Everytime you walk into a mall food court or chinese restaurant, for the rest of your life, you will have an anyeurism when you smell that sauce cooking and you foam at the mouth and have spasms until soemone feeds those sauce covered chicken chunks. Thats right. Its all about the chinese people trying to take over our minds and make lo mein the new pizza. Yep. Don't try the food samples offered by asian people,...I beg you! Its for your own good!